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Monday 7 December 2020

Karen

The story is about a very mischievous Karen which gets into a lot of trouble... 




   ¨ I am Karen and I am 49 years old. I'm blonde and I have a fringe so I go to the hair salon every Friday to maintain my hair. I have two kids one named Jonathan and the other one is Tinkerbell. I'm going into The Warehouse now to buy some hand sanitizer, shampoo and a toy for Tinkerbell.  All I can see on the shelves are stupid Nerf guns & Red Velvet shampoo, but I want a Blue Velvet shampoo and a pony for my Tinkerbell. I also want a toy for Jonathan, 3 green fidget spinners and 2 pink fidget spinners, however, there are no pink fidget spinners. I'm getting very angry¨. 


¨Can I speak to the manager!¨?


¨ Yes, I’m the manager and I´m in charge ¨.   


¨YOU do not have Blue Velvet shampoo and you just have stupid Nerf guns on the shelf at the moment. I want a pony for my daughter and I want 3 fidget spinners for my son¨.


¨It's Nerf gun week that's why we don't have any other toys on the shelf and the blue velvet shampoo has already been taken by other customers¨.



¨I want you to order a refill right now and get those bloody Nerf guns off the shelf you stupid little boy¨ screamed Karen.


¨I´m not a little boy now get up get out of my goddamn store you stupid Karen stop that hurts and get out of my store¨!





Final guitar tool store and go to the McDonald's next door and buy a Happy Meal for my kids since this Warehouse is so stupid. 



On the way home, Karen gets pulled up by detective chicken nugget 

because she assaulted the manager of the warehouse She's going to jail for 3 days and 2 nights because of assault to Kyle the manager of the warehouse. 





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Reflection of 2020

 Reflection of 2020 my first memories of my first day are it was a disappointment to be selected by miss broom broom my favourite part of the was that I was at my home of lockdown. 


At the end of Term


In Term 3 we had Market Day. 


In Term 3 I got selected in the school Hockey team for the Canterbury CAIMS tournament. I really excited it was fun.


In Term 4 I was playing Friday sports and I broke my foot it sacked. I was in a cast of 2 weeks and then a moon bot